Scott Pilgrim addenda: Wallace Wells, the infinite greatness

Wallace Wells, roomate

Everything's Wallace's stuff

He loves to drink a little bit

Or a little bit more

Or way, way more

He can be somewhat aggressive

Or subtly insultant

But, inside, he's a sweet crying baby

He's like a second mother to Scott

a good trainer

a dedicated chef

and an excellent love counselor.

He's very friendly

and loves partying.